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by DoomCraft
2005.04.23 8:57 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: Viva la Right Guard
Replies: 3
Views: 786

I was laughing my ass off at it as well, although I think the randy johnson/jim breuer dodgeball ad was still my favorite of all time.
by DoomCraft
2005.04.04 3:08 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: 18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek
Replies: 4
Views: 929

Another thing you never see on star trek is someone pooping. Personally, i'd like to see worf taking a massive crap... not only would it be humorous, but it would teach everyone a valuable lesson on why you shouldn't eat rokeg blood pie along with a nice mot'loch.
by DoomCraft
2005.04.02 4:05 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Who knew it would be such a long winter.
Replies: 7
Views: 1208

I think it's on the tape labeled "sexual encounters with martians.... exposed."
by DoomCraft
2005.04.02 3:02 pm
Forum: PMC Meeting Minutes
Topic: rerdmann.com Goes Public
Replies: 9
Views: 2611

Congrats on the site ryan. Now see if you can take a picture of nate without it looking like a horses anus.
by DoomCraft
2005.04.02 2:56 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Who knew it would be such a long winter.
Replies: 7
Views: 1208

I don't know if it's an almighty return.. I mean I could always jump on a moto bike and fly through some flaming hoops... or I could slice open my stomach and release my gizards on an unsuspecting couple. It's your pick. Hey by the way, jeff where is that video of me driving over shelby's fire dog p...
by DoomCraft
2005.04.01 9:45 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Who knew it would be such a long winter.
Replies: 7
Views: 1208

Who knew it would be such a long winter.

So here I am visiting again as you can see, when I suddenly realize that this winter has taken too long. It was warm a few days ago but now it's dreadful and cold once again. I haven't had much time to do my daily activities on the interweb, because of hightened masturbation times and the absence of...
by DoomCraft
2005.04.01 9:37 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Don't you hate it when...
Replies: 12
Views: 1934

You're writting a forum comment and realize a giant sasquatch is trying to spawn it's eggs all over your back.

And you accept it as a marriage proposal.

Accidentally.

Then you lactate from the nipples while fornicating with sasquatch eggs.

ok im done.
by DoomCraft
2005.04.01 9:24 pm
Forum: Dave and his Submersible Cobra
Topic: How old is the earth?
Replies: 0
Views: 1816

How old is the earth?

How many times have you heard it stated as fact that the earth is four to five billion years old? Do you know how the evolutionists arrived at that number? It is obvious that none of the rocks had a date written on them, so how can one make such statements with certainty? Is there any evidence which...
by DoomCraft
2004.11.12 1:02 am
Forum: Shelby: Behind the Music
Topic: three:o'one a.m.
Replies: 1
Views: 770

oooo! I was there too. Unfortunately though, all I remember is waking up at 4 a.m. to the feeling of hot feces trickling down my leg. Damn you colon blow!
by DoomCraft
2004.11.12 12:59 am
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: (Re)Election 2004
Replies: 16
Views: 2238

playswithflowers wrote:....alot of democrats wanted him to recount alot of states



Isn't that the tradition?
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 5:07 pm
Forum: Shelby: Behind the Music
Topic: the vermin you need to loathe
Replies: 7
Views: 1150

She lost her virginity to a pound cake.... i'm really nothing that she wants to mess with. I would have killed her, but to be honest I felt kind of bad about her disease. Sure she has problems with maintaining a man-friend. But it's none of my business. Sure she may talk alot about herself, but she ...
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:54 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: (Re)Election 2004
Replies: 16
Views: 2238

I don't know if the war at it's point now is at the best it could be, but I mean i'm satisfied with how far we have come. I figured we would have backed out by now, but to be honest I think we are still pushing forward. One thing for sure, we better have a huge celebration once our troops come home....
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:46 pm
Forum: Shelby: Behind the Music
Topic: a random thought
Replies: 3
Views: 787

Hey get in line woman, i'm still awaiting on my anal-battering ram button. With one click of the mouse, millions of people everwhere will be opened to new doors... or... no actually a picture of a pornographic elephant taking it up the ass by a lame egyptian. It's crazy it's wild it's insane I love ...
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:43 pm
Forum: Shelby: Behind the Music
Topic: the vermin you need to loathe
Replies: 7
Views: 1150

Damnit I slept through the entire ordeal.... nyquil !
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:37 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: (Re)Election 2004
Replies: 16
Views: 2238

Well having bush in, i'll admit is a small risk. Maybee not as much as having someone like kerry in, but i'm still going to keep my eyes open throughout the presidency and i'm prepared to swollow my pride if something goes horribly wrong. It's just people consider the last 4 years as ruin and I just...
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:33 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Who would you be from Star Trek?
Replies: 16
Views: 2563

Shape shifters don't get erectyle dissfunction, however they do have a horrible std going around.... tribbles.
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:31 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Vote!
Replies: 17
Views: 2166

I'm surprised of how many people I know that didn't vote just because they didn't like the candidates. I eventually realized bush was the one I could set aside and agree with, but so many people didn't vote or voted for kerry because they didn't like bush. Despite the same percentages of 18-21 year ...
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:27 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Who would you be from Star Trek?
Replies: 16
Views: 2563

I'd be odo. Because we all know that shape shifters have the biggest genitalia.... and something tells me that they know how to please the lady folk.
by DoomCraft
2004.11.03 4:12 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: (Re)Election 2004
Replies: 16
Views: 2238

I'm celebrating. Jeff, I noticed right away as well on how kerry conceded and didn't pursue the voting to where it would get out of hand. I think the previous election when gore did that, delt out some damage to the democratic party and it's honor. I feel almost bad for the democrats, they put alot ...
by DoomCraft
2004.10.10 10:09 pm
Forum: Interweb
Topic: This one's for Dave...
Replies: 7
Views: 1136

Holy shit that is the greatest thing I have ever seen.... In fact, all shelby's roomates now love bukkake.
by DoomCraft
2004.09.10 4:14 am
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Vote!
Replies: 17
Views: 2166

For the love of.... You know at first glance on that website, alot of what they acuse bush are things that you or me are capable of doing. "Convicted of drunk driving. Lied repeatedly to cover up his arrest." - Of course he would, what does that have to do with his election? Hell if I were running i...
by DoomCraft
2004.09.09 4:05 pm
Forum: Ramblings, Rants and Ravings
Topic: Vote!
Replies: 17
Views: 2166

Hell, I wasn't going to vote for a awhile either... I figure if I vote anyways i'll at least have a reason to bitch if the opposing party gets in. I was planning on adding a name in for santa clause, but then I realized that it's probably just not worth it. Not only that but Bush isn't a bad guy, I ...
by DoomCraft
2004.09.03 3:37 am
Forum: Interweb
Topic: arf BOOM art
Replies: 2
Views: 846

Wow, i'm instantly a fan... If you can look deeper into the drawings rather than the quality you will understand them alot easier. I like stuff like this.

I looked through a bunch and so far, I like this one the best.
http://www.explodingdog.com/julyfive/screwdriver.html
by DoomCraft
2004.08.12 2:23 am
Forum: Nerd Council
Topic: Hello I am a Tech Nazi
Replies: 12
Views: 1596

Everyones ignorant to some degree. I still have tons to learn about the telecommunications industry but nevertheless I have been around and put about 5 years into IT already in one form or another. The majority of my knowledge is all from the Internet and chatting with folks such as yourselves, I a...
by DoomCraft
2004.08.12 2:07 am
Forum: Interweb
Topic: Car Nerds
Replies: 5
Views: 1208

You are a man with a great vision. Surely you must be a sexually frusterated moose.

Actually, you should bring your car to "Pimp my ride". Maybee they could install a bubble gum machine to your rear fender and a fish tank in your front lights.

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