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Eat Fresh? Screw That!

Postby Jeff » 2005.01.29 3:49 am

Here, by request, is the recipe for my custom Subway sandwich, The Coronary.

The Coronary:
- Spicy Italian 12" sandwich
- Italian Herbs and Cheese bread
- Pepper Jack cheese (if not available, substitute with provolone)
- Lettuce
- Green peppers
- Black olives
- Pickles
- Parmesan cheese
- Chipotle Southwest sauce
If the Subway location is equipped, toast the sucker before you add the cold toppings.

Optional (The Triple Bypass):
- Jalapeno peppers
- Bacon
- Additional cheese of your choice

Enjoy. :)

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Postby Red » 2005.01.31 10:49 am

Mmmm...heart attack.

Here's my recipe, although not nearly as unhealtly. I just can't beat Jeff. :D

-12" on White (or whatever bread you prefer)
-Ham and cheese, american cheese of course
-Plenty o' lettuce
-Buttload of pickles
-Black olives
-Mayo

Simple, but I enjoy it nonetheless.
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Postby Jeff » 2005.02.11 3:55 am

You learn something new every day.

Don't get a Spicy Italian, get an Italian BMT. They add ham to the mix of meats, and God knows this sub needs more meats.
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Re: Eat Fresh? Screw That!

Postby Red » 2012.02.13 2:08 pm

Fuck Subway Jared, that goony-looking motherfucker.
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Re: Eat Fresh? Screw That!

Postby Jeff » 2012.02.13 6:37 pm

He's really getting a lot of mileage out of his achievement.

How many years has he been on the payroll there? If you think about it, that's actually bad PR. Of the millions of obese folks that mow down subs, he's apparently the ONLY DAMN ONE to shed serious pounds in all this time. And he still gloats about it.
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Re: Eat Fresh? Screw That!

Postby Red » 2012.02.13 7:24 pm

I'm guessing the majority of the population are ordering subs like the delicious coronary listed above.
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