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Don't you hate it when...

Postby JHGNate » 2005.03.05 12:54 pm

I hate it when you accidently dump a boatload of dressing on your salad cause you forget that it isn't the squeeze bottle kind. :(
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Postby Kage » 2005.03.05 3:50 pm

Your dog sits on your power strip and shuts your whole system down and you restart and it won't detect your hard drive?

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Postby Red » 2005.03.09 3:24 pm

You walk upstairs or downstairs and then forget what you were going to do.
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Postby melon » 2005.03.10 8:58 pm

You go to the closet looking for a jar of welsh's grape jelly.

that gets me everytime
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Postby Red » 2005.03.21 6:09 pm

You decide to go to bed, feeling tired. Once you've brushed your teeth, put on the pj's, and hopped into bed, you're wide awake.
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Postby peteyboy » 2005.03.21 7:06 pm

You decide to put on a pair of warm pants from the dryer on the day to vowed to go commando.

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Postby Jeff » 2005.03.21 7:10 pm

...you sneeze while you're taking a pee? WEIRD!
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Postby JHGNate » 2005.03.21 10:43 pm

jeff wrote:...you sneeze while you're taking a pee? WEIRD!


And then it splatters all over the toilet seat because of turbulance?
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Postby Jeff » 2005.03.21 11:10 pm

Dude, try it. It just stops, and isn't the most pleasant sensation you'll ever feel...
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Postby JHGNate » 2005.03.22 8:16 am

I know what you mean, I had to stop peeing before cause as I was peeing I realized I had to poop, so I had to stop peeing so I could sit down. Ouch.

Anyways, I will give it a go. mE crAzy :lol:
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Postby Kage » 2005.03.22 9:07 am

When you forget something ultimately important and when you remember it you yell, "OH FUCK SHIT" in a quiet room forgetting that there are several people who aren't the kind of people that you might catch swearing? Then they stare at you with a glare that makes you feel real litttle like?

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Postby DoomCraft » 2005.04.01 9:37 pm

You're writting a forum comment and realize a giant sasquatch is trying to spawn it's eggs all over your back.

And you accept it as a marriage proposal.

Accidentally.

Then you lactate from the nipples while fornicating with sasquatch eggs.

ok im done.

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Re: Don't you hate it when...

Postby Red » 2012.02.13 3:38 pm

You can't find the droids you're looking for?
I'd piss Coors if I could. You believe that happy crappy?


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