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Who would you be from Star Trek?

Postby JFM » 2004.10.25 9:06 am

Without a doubt i know we have some trekkies on board this forum so i decided to ask the question who would you be?

Personally i would be Lt Warf the Klingon. Just because he was overall badass and in my personal opinion the coolest thing since Spak.

So let us trekkies unite and decide who u would be. It has been decreed so.
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Postby Red » 2004.10.25 9:22 am

I'd be Q. I can only dream to be not only an asshole, but an asshole with infinite power.
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Postby Jeff » 2004.10.25 9:24 am

I'd be Riker. That guy gets around.
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Postby tigers_free » 2004.10.25 11:25 am

I'd be the crap(rollie duffies, brown potatoes) because they never show that on the show. :lol:
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Postby Jeff » 2004.10.25 1:11 pm

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Postby tigers_free » 2004.10.25 1:20 pm

I recommend you read the book..Everybody poops by Taro Gomi and Amanda Mayer Stinchecum(moral of the story, if you're alive, you poop) :lol:
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Postby Hüva » 2004.10.28 10:51 am

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Postby DoomCraft » 2004.11.03 4:27 pm

I'd be odo. Because we all know that shape shifters have the biggest genitalia.... and something tells me that they know how to please the lady folk.

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Postby Jeff » 2004.11.03 4:29 pm

Yeah, but I'd imagine erectyle disfunction would be an ooey gooey mess. :(
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Postby DoomCraft » 2004.11.03 4:33 pm

Shape shifters don't get erectyle dissfunction, however they do have a horrible std going around.... tribbles.

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Postby Jeff » 2004.11.03 4:35 pm

It's not horrible if you're into furrys.
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Postby melon » 2005.03.10 9:22 pm

i think i would prefer to be Beverly Crusher, and you know there had to something going on with her and picard.

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Re: Who would you be from Star Trek?

Postby Red » 2012.02.06 3:35 pm

I'm circling around on this one, and I'm changing my vote. Q's too easy for a choice.

I'd be Admiral Janeway, from the Voyager series finale. She's bitter, pissed off and doesn't give a fuck. She takes out the motherfucking Borg. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Who would you be from Star Trek?

Postby Jeff » 2012.02.06 9:50 pm

Especially after finally getting into DS9, I'd have to agree with Joe and say Worf.

Let's review:
  • Beat up five high-school boys (at one time) when he was 7.
  • Killed a player on the opposing team during a soccer game by running into him. He was 13.
  • First Klingon in Starfleet. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. He also gets to modify his uniform with his badass sash. That's like an Army officer wearing a black leather trenchcoat on top of his fatigues. But no one ever dares question it.
  • He got to shoot what was arguably Starfleet's biggest gun (the Ent-D) every. fuggin'. week.
  • He caused and ended a Klingon civil war.
  • He had the best Q-related line ever. ("Die.")
  • He had the sack to take family dishonor for years, because he didn't really give a shit about what anyone else thought anyway.
  • He met a genetic clone of Kahless the Unforgettable, basically the Klingon Jesus, and called him on his shit.
  • He delivered a baby. Miraculously, he stopped short of eating it.
  • He experienced more parallel dimensions in one episode of TNG than the cast of Sliders did in that show's entire run.
  • He captained the USS Defiant and was dead-set to kamikaze a Borg ship until Ben Wyatt from Parks & Rec told him the Enterprise had just shown up.
  • He almost single-handedly put Gowron in command of the entire Klingon Empire. After a few years, he decided Gowron sucked and killed him. He decided running the Empire would be a waste of his time and gave the position away to Martok. He treats interplanetary leaders like most people treat home furnishings.
  • He fought off Borg drones in zero-gravity with his bat'leth, and used cabling from a dead drone's severed arm to tie off a hole in his space suit.
  • He survived Klingon puberty. Twice. ("It is a gorch.")
  • He drank prune juice like lesser men drink scotch.
  • He had his spine replaced.
  • He played baseball on the holodeck once. In response to "Let's hear some chatter", he shouted "DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!" When another player asked him what should be done to a runner who did not touch home during a run, his response was "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!".

So yeah, Worf.
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Re: Who would you be from Star Trek?

Postby Red » 2012.02.07 12:34 pm

I always did like how in the Next Gen. episode where the entire cast devolves into lesser creatures from previous points in evolution, Worf 'devolves' into a Klingon tank with superhuman strength and the ability to spit venom.
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Re: Who would you be from Star Trek?

Postby Jeff » 2012.02.07 1:03 pm

As I recall, Picard turned into a little bitch.

Fuggin' Barclay. That guy should've been tossed out an airlock.
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Re: Who would you be from Star Trek?

Postby Jeff » 2012.02.23 1:03 pm

Worf also puts up with a lot of shit.

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/21/w ... f-the-day/
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