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I once went to detox in La Crosse for riding an office chair through a parking lot and then not knowing what month it was or who the current president was. However I could rattle off my ABC's like a fucking champ. I also kicked down the door to a womans bathroom once and got blacklisted from a bar in Eau Claire. Someday I'm sure I'll be in on a serious gangbang. It is also not wise to try and suck snake venom out of a bite, typically it just causes a serious infection, on the other hand while being considered a gentile animal in most disney cartoons a hipppo is actually a very dangerous animal. On the contrary it is beneficial to remember that if you are dying of thirst that you can drink your own urine twice before it becomes toxic enough to kill you. And last but not least, if you are going to measure how many loafs of bread a bullet can pass through you would always want to lay them lengthwise, it would be simply mad to do it the other way.
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jeff wrote:Hüva, Nate's an interesting and intelligent fellow who, up until the other day, I thought harbored an irrational hate for me....
don't worry...i'm sure he'll come around eventually
jeff also wrote:...That, and he's related to Red, which says a lot.
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