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Postby nrunge » 2004.07.30 12:13 am

I once went to detox in La Crosse for riding an office chair through a parking lot and then not knowing what month it was or who the current president was. However I could rattle off my ABC's like a fucking champ. I also kicked down the door to a womans bathroom once and got blacklisted from a bar in Eau Claire. Someday I'm sure I'll be in on a serious gangbang. It is also not wise to try and suck snake venom out of a bite, typically it just causes a serious infection, on the other hand while being considered a gentile animal in most disney cartoons a hipppo is actually a very dangerous animal. On the contrary it is beneficial to remember that if you are dying of thirst that you can drink your own urine twice before it becomes toxic enough to kill you. And last but not least, if you are going to measure how many loafs of bread a bullet can pass through you would always want to lay them lengthwise, it would be simply mad to do it the other way.

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Postby Hüva » 2004.07.30 12:24 am

...*blinks*...
erm...welcome to the forum? :/
My Blog: The Heather Experiment
My LiveJournal: Misery's Haven

october 6, 2005...embrace the foil; fear jeff's power

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Postby Jeff » 2004.07.30 12:28 am

Ha ha, fuckjack! It's loaves, not loafs! You suck!

Just kidding, motherfucker. You know I love you. :D



Hüva, Nate's an interesting and intelligent fellow who, up until the other day, I thought harbored an irrational hate for me. That, and he's related to Red, which says a lot.
I do what I can.

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Postby Hüva » 2004.07.30 12:33 am

jeff wrote:Hüva, Nate's an interesting and intelligent fellow who, up until the other day, I thought harbored an irrational hate for me....

don't worry...i'm sure he'll come around eventually
jeff also wrote:...That, and he's related to Red, which says a lot.

...volumes...
My Blog: The Heather Experiment
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october 6, 2005...embrace the foil; fear jeff's power

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Postby Red » 2004.07.30 9:29 am

Ah, your trip to La Crosse detox. I remember that. Your phone call to your home residence was most interesting.
I'd piss Coors if I could. You believe that happy crappy?

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Postby nrunge » 2004.07.31 12:55 am

I try to please my fans. Unfortunatly I have to keep one-upping myself. From what I can tell I think I am destined for greatness becuase I should have died quite a few times already from alchohol poisoning alone.

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Postby melon » 2004.09.05 1:52 am

what an interesting character you are.
figuring out ways to how the world might end
hey, a cool website! heck yes!


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