My original post:
In my limited hands-on time with this little gem, I only received aid from Poe and Nietzsche. Poe kept adding adjectives like "ivy-clad" to my less-descriptive sentences, and Nietzsche, rather cleverly, would turn my statements into questions. Useful? No. But fun, nonetheless.
Same post with assistance (from Poe, Shakespeare, Dickens, and Dickenson:
In my limited hands-on time with this little gem, I only received aid from Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe

I think it's cute that Poe uses emoticons.